In America
I got detained at Chicago AGAIN because apparently a recently unemployed guy visiting a bunch of canadian immagrants for 3 months with next to no money is a valid reason to send someone home.
When I told how much money I had he told me he should send me home for that alone.
“you could blow that all in one night!”
“Nah, not for me thanks”
“You don’t like to party then?”
“Not to the extent that you might think *wink*”
STAMP STAMP
Man laughs, gives me the stamped visa and wonders off chuckling “…not to the extent you might think haha!”
Pj’s sexy cheeky scampish ways save the day yet again.
Do you think customs guys ever memories some of the names they see on passports and then look them up on facebook later?
“YO! Rmber mee???? Hit you up at customzzzzzz!!!!!111 SO HOWZ YOU?!?!?!!”111”
No…I don’t think that would happen…
